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    Static News We Welcome the Competition: Psaki responds to claim of China testing hypersonic nuclear missile (they denied it)

    Speak for yourself, Jen Psaki! I don’t welcome the competition, no thank you! She was asked about alleged claims that China testing a nuclear hypersonic missle and claims that Sec. Austin was very welcome to the competition, but they do have concerns and are being consistent in the approach to...
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    Static News Man preaching in street faces very unexpected ending

    This guy is preaching in the street, yelling at people who appear to be upstairs in a building. That’s when a car comes by and crushes him. The driver had to see this guy as he was driving straight towards him the entire time. Then he just gets whacked and the guy recording is like OHHHHHHHHH...
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    Static News Bill O’Reilly shows video of Hillary Clinton making election claims

    Host Bill O’Reilly was showing a video of former first lady and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. She was making claims about the election she lost to former President Donald Trump. This is what she said in the video, so take it with a grain of salt. The videos are not recent, of...
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    Static News Joe Biden once said we had a ‘leadership problem’ and now I’m like ‘OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!’

    Before Joe Biden was president, he posted this message on his non-POTUS Twitter account and tried to shame then President Donald Trump. Biden said, “We don’t have a food shortage problem — we have a leadership problem” and he posted a video to go with it. Fast forward to today and I’m over...
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    Static News North Korea soldiers put on a show for their leader, and it went like this…

    While President Joe Biden’s General Milley is busy defending critical race theory in the military, there goes North Korea soldiers putting on a karate show. I’m not sure which one was more entertaining in a good or bad way, but I’m pretty sure a group of SEALs would wipe the floor with these...
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    Static News Psaki: We are at this point because we’ve made progress in the economy

    White House press secretary Jen Psaki is spewing her nonsense on an off-the-charts level right now as she touts “progress in the economy” and I can’t stop laughing. What economy is she talking about? I’m paying more for gas, the local McDonald’s is short on staff, we have inflation, and there’s...
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    Static News #EmptyShelvesJoe was just trending on Twitter and I can’t stop laughing

    Hope you all have a great day as #EmptyShelvesJoe was trending on Twitter! This is a joke about the economy as the supply chain suffers, labor shortages hit the businesses, inflation is rocking, and we can’t seem to figure anything out with the Biden administration. But anyway, have a great...
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    Static News Guy escapes as two female cops can’t handcuff him

    Women should not be cops. I said it and I mean it. There are two women arresting this guy and they can’t even get him in handcuffs. He uses bare minimal effort to get out of their contact and run away. And to make it worse, this guy isn’t even some big strong manly dude. He’s just a regular guy...
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    Static News You’re Dangerous! Dem Gov nominee McAuliffe yells at people on way to car

    Democrat Terry McAuliffe got asked a question on his way out of the door, and on the way to a car, and he sorta yelled an answer at people and called someone “dangerous” because they might not have been wearing a mask. Fox News stated: “Democratic Virginia gubernatorial nominee Terry McAuliffe...
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    Static News Demi Lovato tells Kelly Clarkson she woke up to 3 alien ‘beings’ in her room

    Things are getting weirder than usual these days and this is evidence of it. Celebrity Demi Lovato went on the Kelly Clarkson show and told the host she woke up to three “beings” in her room. They allegedly asked if she wants to see her planet and she was wooshing around, doing stuff with...
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    Static News Lizzo’s outfit at CardiB’s party is uh….. well….. I don’t know how to say it but….

    Please don’t normalize this dance move or outfit unless it’s Tom Brady’s wife doing it. This is Lizzo, a celebrity singer, who is wearing a sheer fishnet outfit at Cardi B.’s party. Lizzo is shaking her badonkadonk and turning heads on the Internet. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying not to vomit...
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    Static News It appears only one guy clapped for Joe Biden

    President Joe Biden finished talking to a crowd and then walked away and it looks and sounds like only one person clapped for him. Meanwhile, reporters were still asking questions to the empty sock-puppet as he walked away, possibly on his way to get some ice cream for the day. I have no idea...
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    Static News Kamala Harris looks very uncomfortable as she walks off stage

    Vice President Kamala Harris was giving a little chat and then she walked off stage and looked very uncomfortable and awkward in the process. It was like she didn’t know what to do, she kept waving in a really weird way, and she just does not seem to make much sense as a vice president. Why did...
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    Static News Jill Biden points out obvious about Government, accidentally owns Democrats

    President Joe Biden’s sidekick, Jill Biden, pointed out one of the most obvious things you could say about the United States government. She said “I think a lot of times people don’t have a really positive image of the government.” You could say that twice and slap me on the backside with a...
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    Static News Don Lemon tries lecturing NBA player who doesn’t want to be mandated

    Leave it to CNN’s Don Lemon to lecture someone about being a team player. Lemonhead is punching down at NBA all-star guard Kyrie Erving, of the Brooklyn Nets, because he doesn’t want to face the mandates and get that shot stuck in his arm. Brooklyn Nets told Irving he’s banned from the team...
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