[tyson99]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.



Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing



What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A *****ing wedge.



The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.



Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah



What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They're both clubbed by Norwegians !



Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.