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and the Tiger Woods jokes begin
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards. Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood. Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club! What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A *****ing wedge. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They're both clubbed by Norwegians ! Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole. |
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lol where did you find these lol...
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hahahaa and that was my laugh of the day thats just splendid
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All men cheat..y everybody being so hard on Tiger? I don't get it... *looking round at all the guilty men on this board*
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Lol men dont cheat girls do , and tiger should be left alone poor guy this is personal crap of his and should be private matters
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The problem is that they put him up so high on a pedistal that they think that he can do no wrong. He is human not a machine....He is not God and he is not a saint so if people could actually realize that he is a human being flesh and blood then maybe, just maybe they might be able to see the light.
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Looks like Tiger got more hole in ones than we thought ha ha ha ha ha.
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not all men cheat, i have been cheated in the past a couple times and will never cheat on someone and make them feel the way that i felt both times afterwards. i know i have never cheated and dont plan on doing it ever
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Hmmmm, I am the same way. I don't like to cheat and won't and also expect the same in return. All men might be dogs but all men don't have the same bark.
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lol to funny man, ok I got one:
Whats the difference between santa clause and tiger woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's lmaooooooooooooooo |
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“ Originally Posted by simplyput3456 ”All men cheat..y everybody being so hard on Tiger? I don't get it... *looking round at all the guilty men on this board*
+1 thats why my ex, is my ex. but as a celebrity, they give up a lot of privacy. it's one of those unwritten by laws. at times of HIGH drama, it's good to be a nobody. |
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his private just became pubic...i mean public
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The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with. Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals. Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress." Excited by the blizzard, Tiger Woods left home and boarded a train headed for New York City today . " I want to get there before the holidays begin because I'm Dreamin' of a White Girl Christmas " Tiger Woods says he is leaving home before his wife Elin decorates the Christmas tree with his balls and punches out his lights again Name 3 things Tiger Woods looks for in a new girlfriend ? FREE, WHITE, AND 21 Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls. Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open. --------- New Post Merged on 31/12/2009 at 0616 -------- I want to give credit to all the tiger wood jokes from the late night tv. Leno, Letterman, Conan, the Daily Show, Kimmel, and I can go on and on. I surprised no one heard any of them. --------- New Post Merged on 31/12/2009 at 0611 -------- Confussion Says: He who drives well in "fairway" does not always "fare" well in driveway. |
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ive heard many of them but dont have the time to write them down when im hearing them hahaha
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