[NEWS] Tennessee Tot Found Drunk, Wearing Dress

[iamdasht19]

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (Dec. 17) -- Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress taken from under a neighbor's Christmas tree.

The child's mother, 21-year-old April Wright, tells WTVC-TV the boy "wants to go to jail because that's where his daddy is." Wright says she and the boy's father are going though a divorce.

The boy, found outside his house in Chattanooga on Tuesday, was taken to a hospital and treated for alcohol consumption.



Hamilton County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Janice Atkinson says the incident is being investigated, but the department declined to release the report.

The boy's mother says she met with child protective services and was told she will get to keep custody of her son.

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[PsyChoTk]

apple.........tree.............

[iamdasht19]

hahahah what? your making me remember the classic drunk bear that got into fermented apples.

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

hahahah what?

meaning the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by PsyChoTk ”

meaning the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

well yeah ive heard of that before and you should have said it in the first place hahahaha stop being lazy with the typing now hahah just messing.

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

well yeah ive heard of that before and you should have said it in the first place hahahaha stop being lazy with the typing now hahah just messing.

your supposed to know what i mean.what you didn't see was me waving my arms about like i'm weighing the apple on one hand and the tree on the other.

your supposed to be picking up what i'm puttn down.

(sigh) like when i break out with one liners from Family Guy, American Dad, Star Wars, and Star Trek.


















you young kids today and your loose morals.

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by PsyChoTk ”

your supposed to know what i mean.what you didn't see was me waving my arms about like i'm weighing the apple on one hand and the tree on the other.

your supposed to be picking up what i'm puttn down.

(sigh) like when i break out with one liners from Family Guy, American Dad, Star Wars, and Star Trek.


















you young kids today and your loose morals.

hahahah you never surprise me with the great responses now get back out on your porch in florida them kids are stepping on your grass and its moist grass so easily ruined!

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

hahahah you never surprise me with the great responses now get back out on your porch in florida them kids are stepping on your grass and its moist grass so easily ruined!

i don't have grass. just a concrete slab painted green with a sign "Don't walk on the grass."

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by PsyChoTk ”

i don't have grass. just a concrete slab painted green with a sign "Don't walk on the grass."

hahahahahah thats why you were watering the lawn so much when you first moved in... it all makes since now....

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

hahahahahah thats why you were watering the lawn so much when you first moved in... it all makes since now....

see? there is a reason for my madness.

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by PsyChoTk ”

see? there is a reason for my madness.

sometimes, still trying to figure out all the teddy bears that are used to stuff your chairs and couches..... still a mystery

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

sometimes, still trying to figure out all the teddy bears that are used to stuff your chairs and couches..... still a mystery

i though we agreed to not talk about that?

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by PsyChoTk ”

i though we agreed to not talk about that?

well you said im seeing your crazyness makes sense... but not all of it does.

[PsyChoTk]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

well you said im seeing your crazyness makes sense... but not all of it does.

I likes to keep is lively.