Mermaid or whale

[gadget945]

Just wondering = stuck on a Sunday and bored silly, so just wanted to see who thought what.

(Yes, I am somewhat medicated right now, so excuse the silliness, please)


Here's the deal - read below, and pick which one you would prefer to be/have.

Thanky!

MERMAIDS VERSUS WHALES.

Recently, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said: THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?

A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the poster at the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans)... They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins, stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinian psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention, how could they have sex? Therefore they don't have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful. I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids and a coffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy,

So what else is there to say? What is the verdict?

[livinlifes2shor]

so funny how the before you read it you think one thing then you read it is another. The media have a way with words. Now if only the people that made the poster could think like the lady did.

[crazaytalent]

LMAO!!!... i dont even know what to say to this poll... besides...LMAO!!!

personally i dont wanna be either... nor do i want either...lol

[puertoblack2003]

being with a whale you will never go hungry..hahahahah plus when its windy all you have to do is stand next to them..and you want to be warm then a whale it is.



pb




Disclosure: I get along with anybody no matter what you are or how you look or your preference.Any comment made by me is purely for entertainment.I apologize anything said here, that hurt you feelings.It's not my intention to do so.

[iamdasht19]

when a whale cums there is up to 1000 gallons of seamen in a single load....... and youwondered why the ocean was soooooo salty hahaha i just had to

[puertoblack2003]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

when a whale cums there is up to 1000 gallons of seamen in a single load....... and youwondered why the ocean was soooooo salty hahaha i just had to

how do you know its salty dashy poo...hahahaha

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by puertoblack2003 ”

how do you know its salty dashy poo...hahahaha

i learned all about the saltiiness of the oceans in history class

[tlpalmer01]

“ Originally Posted by D/\SH ”

when a whale cums there is up to 1000 gallons of seamen in a single load....... and youwondered why the ocean was soooooo salty hahaha i just had to

OMG......very creative.....that answer was awesome and your typical smart mouth....i love it and pb...nice comeback..lol

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by tlpalmer01 ”

OMG......very creative.....that answer was awesome and your typical smart mouth....i love it and pb...nice comeback..lol

hahahahahhahaha i just had to and hell my weird teachers back in high school taught me all they know about stuff like that lmao

[only1penny]

i've already tried the "hotter" choice when i picked my wife. definitely sexier but comes with a lot of problems, so if i get a second go around i might just choose the whale......that is if the "active sex life thing" is true.

[mzlady26]

I would say whale

[fanaticny]

i can't have sex with any of them,so i voted for IDC lol

[spils16]

lol i bet most people would choose mermaid by readin the title and then after readin say otherwise...
i think ima stay neutral

[ronaldsdv]

+1 on whale .........