few jokes in this section so here is one

[fanaticny]

Teacher(surprised): why did you bring your cat to school Paco?
Paco(sobbing): bc my dad wanted to eat it.
Teacher: he wanted to eat your cat?????????
Paco: Yes, today in the morning i heard him telling mom, "Im gonna eat that pussy when the kids leave"

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by fanaticny ”

Teacher(surprised): why did you bring your cat to school Paco?
Paco(sobbing): bc my dad wanted to eat it.
Teacher: he wanted to eat your cat?????????
Paco: Yes, today in the morning i heard him telling mom, "Im gonna eat that pussy when the kids leave"

hahahahahaha thats another classic :>

[tyson99]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace.
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

[tlpalmer01]

hahaha, those are great.....

This guy wanted to buy his wife something to keep her busy while he was at work so he went to the petstore.
He walks in and sees this beautiful bird but the bird is sitting on the perch, he asks the worker where the birds legs are and the worker tells him that he talks and hangs on the perch by his dick.
The man walks up to the bird and starts talking to him so the man decides to buy him.
Once home the man the next day off to work tells the bird by,and goes off to work.
At the end of the work day the man returns home and asks the bird how the day was.
Bird replies" the mailman stopped by"
Man says "yeah we get the mail every day"
Bird replies " Your wife gave the mailman a hug"
Man says "yea my wife is friendly"
Bird replies " they started kissing and going at it hotly then went up stairs"
Man getting very upset the asks the bird what happened next
Bird replies "I dont know, my dick got hard and I fell off the perch"..........