Mexican Joke Of The Day

[fanaticny]

Teacher: Paco, i want you make a sentence with the word "CHEESE"
Paco: uhmmm ok, "I like Maria but cheese too fat"

[iamdasht19]

“ Originally Posted by fanaticny ”

Teacher: Paco, i want you make a sentence with the word "CHEESE"
Paco: uhmmm ok, "I like Maria but cheese too fat"

hahahahaha thats like redneck more than anything....


you disnt bring your truck withcudidchu

[nadcicle]

My favorite one has to be the newscast saying this.......

"Deadly Tornado touches down in mexico destroying 1 house and killing thousands"

[fanaticny]

lmao, that was funny!!!!!!!!!

[eljabon2001]

How about " favorite Mexican word of the day "
" Mushroom "
Orale vato, when my familia gets in the car, there is no MUSHROOM

[maslows]

This was funny:

“ Originally Posted by fanaticny ”

Teacher: Paco, i want you make a sentence with the word "CHEESE"
Paco: uhmmm ok, "I like Maria but cheese too fat"

...but this I had to share with others:...

“ Originally Posted by nadcicle ”

My favorite one has to be the newscast saying this.......

"Deadly Tornado touches down in mexico destroying 1 house and killing thousands"

[fanaticny]

“ Originally Posted by eljabon2001 ”

How about " favorite Mexican word of the day "
" Mushroom "
Orale vato, when my familia gets in the car, there is no MUSHROOM

hahahahaah omg so funny!!............i hope no one is getting offended, uhmmm any gay jokes????...................and as Carlos Mencia says, "gay people, if you can take a dick, you can surely take a joke"............hahaha

[meansixx]

ok, here are sum....

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted... bad, and I couldn't brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin' to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.

[fanaticny]

lol, you should've started a new threat man, im texting this to my friends lol jokes are funny as hell, i can see myself mispronouncing words like that, and probably dont' even notice it.

[jr5416]

You know ur a Mexican when :

* You share the same social security number with all your amigos
* Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
* You smell like BO all the time
* You don't know what BO is
* You have at least thirty cousins
* You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
* There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
* You run and hide when you see the border patrol
* You see a fence and want to hop over it
* You have crooked teeth
* You are too short to go on rides in disney land
* You mow lawns for a living
* You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
* You fart more than you breath
* Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
* You use your lips to point something out
* Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
* You have at least thirty cousins
* You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
* You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
* There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
* You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
* Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
* Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[parna1973]

Ok here goes one coming out of one....lmao

Mexican word of the day is Budwieser.
Hey last Saturday nite vato me and my freind were drimking inside the the car when we got pulled by the police, police said ur under arrest and i answered Bud-wieser?lmao

[jr5416]

“ Originally Posted by parna1973 ”

Ok here goes one coming out of one....lmao

Mexican word of the day is Budwieser.
Hey last Saturday nite vato me and my freind were drimking inside the the car when we got pulled by the police, police said ur under arrest and i answered Bud-wieser?lmao

Lmao what lol thats a great one bro

[lalomartinez]

Alright here is my all time favorite, My homie got arrested at The Home Depot yesterday, for punching a black lady.

But I guess it was my fault, I told him to go find a Black & Decker!

[Kiit408]

lol... that was hella funny... dam didn't think there was that many mexican jokes...

i got these ones....

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? (juan on juan)

what is the name for coca cola in mexico? (coca-Chola)

Do you know how mexican's jump the border? (they eat a pound of jumping beans)

do you know why they call them wet backs? (when they face to the air they hide their hair so they can blend in with the dirt)

Yes i'm mexican so its ok for me to say this shit don't tell the next mexican these jokes you guys lol...

How do mexicans get to home depot? (with the bikes they baught for their son)

Why do mexicans drink so much? (they think the alcohol is helping to keep away from the swine)

[parna1973]

Mexican word of the day is rectum..

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

[hctr68]

here are some i found

Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans
Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's? Because it says no tres-passing

[parna1973]

Mexican word of the day is“HIGHWAY” . . . .



I turned around in bed, looked at my wife n said;
Highway put sum makeup on, u scare me!