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Dating Rituals#8207;
This is so funny check this out WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande . The POINT? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? |
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
Lmao that was a great post haha thanks
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
I dont c the puerto rican girls though wats up with that
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
OMFG!!!! Got funnier and funnier as I read. Love it!!!
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
Beaner part is the best part sucks bc im beaner and sounds so familiar lol
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
hahahaha thats a good one, and supe was right when he said it got funnier as it went on
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.
Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino. Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex! |
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
Thats why it's funny.....lol........lol........lol..wait! . . . never mind
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
“ Originally Posted by gadget945 ”First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.
Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino. Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex! That was funny, it got funnier but yes women do control the sex......... |
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Re: Dating Rituals#8207;
not in my world i will tell the girl that i like to be in control before anything goes down and they find that out quick..... ill let her take the reins for a little here and there but honestly as many females have told and us guys know girls need it as much as we do so that line doesnt work on me that she can hold off hahaaahhahahaha
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