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  • MikeyD
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    #646
    Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

    Originally posted by D/\SH
    hahahhahahaa that shit is great lmao
    I can do this all day........


    A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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      • D/\SH
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        #647
        Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

        Originally posted by MikeyD
        I can do this all day........


        A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
        now thats some good shit lmao im gonna have to print this one off for some people at work hahahhhahaa

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          • MikeyD
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            #648
            Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

            A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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              • xxdbkxx
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                #649
                Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                lmao....those are funny as hell!!!!

                The posts would be great, IF D/\SH WOULD STOP RESPONDING TO THEM!!!! :)

                He's sabotaging us!!!! Come on guys, POST UP!!!!

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                  • D/\SH
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                    #650
                    Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                    Originally posted by xxdbkxx
                    lmao....those are funny as hell!!!!

                    The posts would be great, IF D/\SH WOULD STOP RESPONDING TO THEM!!!! :)

                    He's sabotaging us!!!! Come on guys, POST UP!!!!
                    hahahahaha im not doing nothing just cancels out hahahahaa

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                      • xxdbkxx
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                        #651
                        Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                        Originally posted by d/\sh
                        hahahahaha im not doing nothing just cancels out hahahahaa
                        exactly!!!! Sabotage!!!!

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                          • D/\SH
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                            #652
                            Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                            Originally posted by xxdbkxx
                            exactly!!!! Sabotage!!!!
                            well look a this posts number than my total lmao you guys have a way to go hahahahahhahahaha

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                              • MikeyD
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                                #653
                                Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                damn it almost got buried again..............
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                                  • rich7781
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                                    #654
                                    Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                    Originally posted by MikeyD
                                    damn it almost got buried again..............
                                    favorite movie line.......................From the ringer "Ice Cream? When The F*** did we get Ice Cream"

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                                      • MikeyD
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                                        #655
                                        Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                        Say what again mother****er, say what again, I dare you, no I double dare you, say what again...

                                        pulp fiction
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                                          • rich7781
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                                            #656
                                            Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                            Originally posted by MikeyD
                                            Say what again mother****er, say what again, I dare you, no I double dare you, say what again...

                                            pulp fiction
                                            This one time in band camp.................

                                            American pie..........

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                                              • xxdbkxx
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                                                #657
                                                Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                                Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gguuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

                                                Chunk - The Goonies

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                                                  • BeauTful
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                                                    #658
                                                    Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                                    wow what has this thread come to

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                                                      • xxdbkxx
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                                                        #659
                                                        Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                                        Idunno....kinda pathetic eh??

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                                                          • BeauTful
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                                                            #660
                                                            Re: OUTPOST D/\SH WAS 1 Million Post Game

                                                            I like bread and butter , I like toast and jam

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