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A vicious convict escaped from the state prison he was incarcerated in for 25 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he found a young couple in bed. He ordered the guy out of the bed and tied him to a chair. When he tied the man’s wife to the bed, the convict got on top of her, kissed her ear and then got up and went into the bathroom. While the convict was in the bathroom, the husband whispered to his wife; â€ÂÂListen this guy is probably an escaped convict. Just look at his cloths. He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman for years. I saw how he looked at you and kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain: don’t say anything to upset him. Do whatever he tells you to do. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong honey, I Love You!†His wife responded by saying; “He wasn’t kissing my ear. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he’s gay, thinks your cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. Be strong honey. I Love You too!â€ÂÂComment
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whats the rating of this thread???
One day at the zoo, a little boy and his mom saw two monkeys having sex, the little boy asks his mom what they were doing, she said " honey their making cupckaes", on the way home the little boy saw two wild dogs haveing sex, he asks, "mommy what are they doing", she says "their making cupcakes". The next morning the mom wakes up to find the little boy sitting at the end of the bed. He asks "mommy, were you and daddy making cupcakes last night" she answers "yes honey how'd you know" he says "'cause i licked the icing off the sheets"
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heres the text version you can send to your friends in a text message:
A kid saw 2 dogs humping... Mom says they re bakin a cake. The kid said i know, u and dad baked a cake last nite. I ate frosting off the couch.Originally posted by D/\SH
you psychotk :)Comment
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Alright here is another **Mexican Word Of The Day**Honor** Last night I was doing my girl, I was about to cum and she said "cum in me lets have a baby,"..I was like B ITCH you crazy, so I cum HONOR chichis!!Comment
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old one.... "So what do Michael Jackson and k-mart have in common??? They both have little boys pants half off"Comment
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sticking with micheal jackson. "Jackson Five Reunion Tour Tickets on sale! 20% OFF!"
aaaaaaand "How do you make an asian man blind? Put a steering wheel in front of him."Comment
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ewww...dude, that was gross... now my stomach all messed up....lolwhats the rating of this thread???
One day at the zoo, a little boy and his mom saw two monkeys having sex, the little boy asks his mom what they were doing, she said " honey their making cupckaes", on the way home the little boy saw two wild dogs haveing sex, he asks, "mommy what are they doing", she says "their making cupcakes". The next morning the mom wakes up to find the little boy sitting at the end of the bed. He asks "mommy, were you and daddy making cupcakes last night" she answers "yes honey how'd you know" he says "'cause i licked the icing off the sheets"
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heres the text version you can send to your friends in a text message:
A kid saw 2 dogs humping... Mom says they re bakin a cake. The kid said i know, u and dad baked a cake last nite. I ate frosting off the couch.Comment
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The latest autopsy came out on Micheal Jackson. The examiner determined the cause of death was food poisoning.
13 year old nuts was found in his mouth.
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aaaaaaand "How do you make an asian man blind? Put a steering wheel in front of him."[/quote]
I thought it was dental floss....Comment
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