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  • omidj17
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    #1

    Yo Momma Jokes [POST EM HERE]

    My kids are never gonna watch Bert or Elmo again...............

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    I actually did something similar...........

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  • Longfist
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    #2
    Re: Yo Momma Jokes

    Rofl loved the last one.

    Whahahahhahah

    Laughing is good for your health.

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    • littledaisy
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      #3
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      ok this one is pretty old..YOUR MOMMA IS SOO DUMB...she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball yes I SAID IT lol
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      • Mike20PR
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        #4
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        yo mama is so stupid... she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!



        yea i went there lol
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        • littledaisy
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          thats great mike...but umm your momma is so stupid she TRIPPED on a cordless phone LMAO
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          • Mike20PR
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            yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

            LMAO
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            • littledaisy
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              Your momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind
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              • Mike20PR
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                yo mama so dumb, she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not allowed" so she went home and got 16 of her friends
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                • littledaisy
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                  good one :)...but umm the other night your momma went to a bar and the bartender said the drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
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                  • Mike20PR
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                    yo mama so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls from both sides
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                    • littledaisy
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                      LOL...alright well my last one for the night lol....your momma is soo dumb...she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company
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                      • Mike20PR
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                        yo mama is so dumb she went to DR. Dre for a physical


                        good nite....
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                        • gogorob
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                          #13
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                          God mercy, youll had me going above post LMAO for a good hour peace..


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                          • Mike20PR
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                            heres another one then....

                            yo mama ia like a doorknob.... everybody gets a turn LOL

                            ill add to the first post for everyone to post yo mama jokes here
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                            • gogorob
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                              Re: Yo Momma Jokes [POST EM HERE]

                              Old 1 your momma so fat that she jumped and got stuck..lol

                              --------- New Post Merged on 16/4/2009 at 1209 --------

                              your moma is like a bowling ball 3 fingers on the holes, throw her down the gutter and comes back for more..lol (respect)
                              Last edited by parna1973; April 15, 2009, 11:21 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost


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