For the last week, I've been staying at my mother in law's house. It's a nice place, they make good enough money to host generously, and do well in making their son in law feel very welcome.
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But, her computer sucks on a level that is inexcusable to anyone accustomed to anything faster than a 356. Her son works at one of the two big anti-virus companies as a tech, so you'd think her set-up would be SWEET. But, it sucks. The computer itself isn't so bad... a 2.+ dual core XP system from Dell. It even has blazing fast internet. Sound nice, right. Not so... She guards it like a pitbull does a bone in fear that her hacker-loving son in law might do something dreadful to the thing. So, I sit there and patiently put up with IE6. Yes... Internet Explorer 6. Not Firefox, not Opera, not even IE8... heck, not even IE7. IE6!!!!!!!! But, not only that... it's IE6 with about 12 toolbars!!! Half the screen is taken up with toobars!!! Then, there's that Mcafee "security..." What a load of crap that is! I've been online since 93, have never paid for anti-virus and have never had a virus. Meanwhile, she has this crap installed by her techy son and HAS had viruses. Plus, her internet, supposedly about 10 times faster than what I have here (DSL "lite,") is slow as molasses! Oh, please, someone shoot it! Put it out of its misery! The icing on the cake was when I wanted to let my son whatch a DVD on her DVD drive on this lovely little Dell. Nope... no go. No DVD codecs. ARRRRG!!! Thank GOD I'm home!!!!
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2+ quad core, Vista, all the codecs I want, AVG, no viruses, no toolbars, Firefox, and a host of add-ons. Sweet. Home sweet Computer Home!!! LOL!
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But, her computer sucks on a level that is inexcusable to anyone accustomed to anything faster than a 356. Her son works at one of the two big anti-virus companies as a tech, so you'd think her set-up would be SWEET. But, it sucks. The computer itself isn't so bad... a 2.+ dual core XP system from Dell. It even has blazing fast internet. Sound nice, right. Not so... She guards it like a pitbull does a bone in fear that her hacker-loving son in law might do something dreadful to the thing. So, I sit there and patiently put up with IE6. Yes... Internet Explorer 6. Not Firefox, not Opera, not even IE8... heck, not even IE7. IE6!!!!!!!! But, not only that... it's IE6 with about 12 toolbars!!! Half the screen is taken up with toobars!!! Then, there's that Mcafee "security..." What a load of crap that is! I've been online since 93, have never paid for anti-virus and have never had a virus. Meanwhile, she has this crap installed by her techy son and HAS had viruses. Plus, her internet, supposedly about 10 times faster than what I have here (DSL "lite,") is slow as molasses! Oh, please, someone shoot it! Put it out of its misery! The icing on the cake was when I wanted to let my son whatch a DVD on her DVD drive on this lovely little Dell. Nope... no go. No DVD codecs. ARRRRG!!! Thank GOD I'm home!!!!
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2+ quad core, Vista, all the codecs I want, AVG, no viruses, no toolbars, Firefox, and a host of add-ons. Sweet. Home sweet Computer Home!!! LOL!

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